Dear hubby:

Since the beginning of time, we have well-established rules for usage of the upstairs and the downstairs ‘loos.

As you know, the upstairs ‘loo is used for wees. And, the downstairs ‘loo is used for all other stuff.

There is just ONE GAWD-DAMN EXCEPTION TO THIS FRICKING, FRAPPING, FECKITY RULE…DO NOT DUMP ANY HIROSHIMA BOMBS IN THE DOWNSTAIRS ‘LOO DURING THE WEEKDAY MORNINGS JUST BEFORE I MEANDER IN TO PUT MY BLOODY MAKE-UP ON!!!!

*inhales in, deep breath out*

*repeats above several times*

Oh. And btw, I can fricking hear you snickering through the thin walls ya know.

Sincerely,

A Vexed-but-ever-so-loving Wife,

Meno