‘moaning old bag’ - Esspee

‘grave dodger’ –Esspee

‘a fooking ball ache’ - Esspee

‘the tom tits’ – Old Nick

‘slick Ricky’ – Amy Winehouse

‘fuckery’ – Amy Winehouse

‘a fudgey’ – Stewie Griffin

‘it’s all good’ – tumbleweed

‘ahem’ – Old Nick, Mario as in Super Paper Mario

‘ch-ch-ch-owwwwn’ – tumbleweed and don’t ask about the meaning….

‘re-re-reallly-eh’ – a tumbleweed & Meno joint production whilst on ganja…hehehehe

‘for the love of Jesus, Joseph and Mary ‘ – Meno, uttered whilst hoping for a smooth convo with wanker type people

‘the girls’ – origin unknown

Note: those phrases ^^^ have been heard here, there and everywhere. Feel free to nick any of them and please add your own to the pile.

In other news, I am sooooooo over ‘effing hot flashes and a dry vagina is not what it is cracked up to be.

And furthermore, is there ever a good time to have the tom tits???? I am thinking that the workplace is perhaps not a great place for them to appear.

For those of you not in the know, tom tits = diarrhea

Wot?

Too much info??