Canceled my cell phone March 1.

Had a credit of $32.17.

It's April 30th and I was told I could expect a refund in 6 weeks.

That would be 3 1/2 months after I canceled the service.

Called the 'effers.

Gave me the song and the dance to which I replied 'shame on you' and threw around the bit about it being 'poor customer service'.

Had heart palpitations over that I did.

Learned my lesson.

I'll 'effing use smoke signals to call someone before I 'effing get another cell phone.

And breatheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee