the steaming poo

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the steaming poo

by RunDontWalk ^Pro @ 2008-07-17 – 01:27:47

All right, let's get this sorted.

The faint of heart might as well vamoose now cos I am about to speak or rather describe uber-nastiness. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Anyhoo...there I was sleeping deeply in MenoLand when this little ~~devil~~ angel jolted awake, sat up in bed at 4AM local time *gah* and decided to shimmey down to the floor after I had shouted 'lays down and go sleepy fer 'effs sake!!' and deposited a mofo poo that can only be described as, um, disgustingly huge, stinky and utterly gag-a-barf-a-licous....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

I trundled my Meno ass up outta bed, cleaned up the nastyness and ding-dong, this wee one was up AGAIN at 5am for another shite.

*insert curse words*

'effing animals!!!
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- QueeneMab
- 2008-07-17 @ 07:04:52
She doesn't look capable of such nastiness.

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- - RunDontWalk ^Pro
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 00:37:05
  That lil dawg is the Devil incarnate. Tis true!
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- Usksider ^Pro
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- 2008-07-17 @ 07:39:49
Hmmmm....
Now I love animals.... but behaviour like that? Doggy would've had boot out door methinks...
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 00:38:09
  If I had 1/2 a brain at 4am, I woulda tossed her out the door right then and there, xxx
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- Rampage ^team
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- 2008-07-17 @ 08:09:40
Yeuch? Is she sick? So mush poo in one so little and cute doesn't seem right!
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 00:40:56
  She's not sick but has been eating a lot lately as she lurves my tomato pasta sauce mixed with rice. Hence, a rather mofo poo.
  
  *gags*
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- jackfrost ^Pro
- 2008-07-17 @ 08:11:14
at least it was not on the bed..Eeeww!
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 00:50:59
  That wouldn't be the first time I woke up in poo...don't ask...
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- Old-Nick ^Pro
- 2008-07-17 @ 08:17:28
That's what you get for being so soft! Make the little poo pushin' bastid sleep outside!

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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:08:43
  Me? soft? Never!
  
  *winks*
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- blumoon ^Pro
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- 2008-07-17 @ 08:18:32
What the heck is she eating-talk about a rude awakening! LOL.
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:36:02
  Blumoon it was nasty!!!! Yuck!!!
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- blayka
- 2008-07-17 @ 09:02:15
I bet she didn't do it on purpose - she couldn't! Look at those innocent eyes!
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:38:40
  That dawg is the devil's spawn....she is a handful!
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- soyunperdedor ^Pro
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- 2008-07-17 @ 09:23:14
Two words. Outside. Kennel. I know you never could!
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:40:26
  You are right. I could never do that to the Crew. I am weakkkkkkk!!!
  
  Hugs and kisses
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- rubychoo
- 2008-07-17 @ 09:53:34
Nobody can lay down and go sleepies when they need a poo...

She should have mentioned it though...
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:41:26
  I wish she would have given a hint or two that she needed to go for a poop! xx
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- miramaze
- 2008-07-17 @ 10:08:18
Now that's partly why I have no pets ( at least the Pidges stick to the baloony )

Poor you. Poor poo poo Pudums (?) I think she may be ill. She wouldn't do it on purpose. A cry for attention ? Acting out ? Maybe doggie shrink needed :yes;

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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:42:33
  Puddun P had the poop because she has been eating too much human food (my fault) and what goes in must always come out. I've learned my lesson I can tell you.
  
  xxx
  - - miramaze
    - 2008-07-18 @ 10:50:00
    Oh dear. Some lessons are tough to learn. Still, you both survived this poop
    
    xxx Today is a good day
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- Doralene
- 2008-07-17 @ 11:53:53
Yep, that's why I don't like pets inside overnight; love my sleep too much and not into cleaning up poop.
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:44:12
  Well now Doralene you are smarter than me. I keep the animals in overnight and end up with sleepless nights at times. xxx
  - - Doralene
    - 2008-07-20 @ 06:32:50
    No not really meno; I've got a 4 year old that gives me sleepless nights sometimes
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- safriz
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- 2008-07-17 @ 15:29:22
Thats one talented dog.How could she do such a big poo.I am amazed
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:43:10
  Saf, that dawg pooped her body weight and then some!!! Hugs
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- Devilish_Jelly_Beanz
- 2008-07-17 @ 16:01:17
Yeah...you'd think a small dog like her would do a small poop.
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:54:30
  I can tell you Devilish that the wee dog's poo was massive. Almost like Molly G's (the chocolate lab)
  
  *yuck*
  - - Devilish_Jelly_Beanz
    - 2008-07-18 @ 19:16:14
    heh ive had to clean up many a pile of poop from my bedroom carpet. Luckily he doesnt do it inside anymore.
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- sweetladyjane ^Pro
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- 2008-07-17 @ 16:46:36
She must've eating something that went sour on her or she just has a tummy bug.
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:45:11
  I dunno what that dawg had but it sure was nasty!!!
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- Chyna_Doll
- 2008-07-17 @ 18:29:46
Poor you. I bet it's like having kids wake you up in the night but hairier! Hope you get some rest again soon. x
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:55:44
  Thanks Chyna. I got some sleep last night. YAY!
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- thehomelyyear ^Pro
- 2008-07-17 @ 19:55:20
Poor you - and dog poo smell is the very devil to get rid of!
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:55:09
  *gags*
  
  It was disgusting to deal with at that time of the morning!
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- ganesharocks
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- 2008-07-17 @ 20:53:11
ummm yuck!
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  - 2008-07-18 @ 01:59:12
  Double yuck!
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- PurpleDragon
- 2008-07-19 @ 14:12:16
Makes yer wonder where summat that size keeps it all, eh?
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- NotBob
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- 2008-07-19 @ 17:02:07
Oh gods, the amount of times I've had to do that in the morning!

Cleaning up after a Newfie ain't a job for the faint-hearted, I can tell ya!
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